Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I want to make a zoo with you.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
not ubering you a puppy
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
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