Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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