And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
All I want is dick and wine.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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