I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I need to align my fucking chakras
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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