Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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