i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
What a dumb baby whore.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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