wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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