Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
The Olympian is in my bed
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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