That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
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