Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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