i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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