so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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