This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
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