i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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