we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
The power of my boobs compel you
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
