Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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