What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
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