i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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