I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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