you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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