Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
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