that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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