now i know why i became what i already was.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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