we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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