You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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