I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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