What tipped you off? The sombrero?
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
Randomize
