How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
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