He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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