I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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