you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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