Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Randomize
