We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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