i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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