Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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