I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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