I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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