just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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