yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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