Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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