I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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