THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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