Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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