So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Dick very happy bro
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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