Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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