I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
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