I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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