I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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