he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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