would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Rumble strips road head = magical
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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