I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Just high enough for therapy.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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