how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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