what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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