butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
be right there i have to get my cape
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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