what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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