sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
